A month or so ago, I was hanging out with my friend Ashley, and she casually asked me, "Soooo...you wanna go see the creepiest house in Opelika?" (Opelika being the small town next to Auburn.) And since I love creepy things, I was all, "SURE!" And then she took me HERE:
To quote Velma, JINKIES!!!
Now, already, you're probably thinking, "Wow. That is one scary house! I cannot IMAGINE what would make it ANY CREEPIER!" Well, Mes Anges, what if I told you it wasn't JUST a creepy abandoned house, but in fact a creepy, abandoned FUNERAL HOME. Because it is. There are coffins still inside. See?
SERIOUSLY Y'ALL I CAN'T JOKE BECAUSE I DO NOT EVEN...
Oh, and a hearse in the garage. That's right. When whoever owned this house fled into the night as I assume they did, they did so leaving a VERY EXPENSIVE CAR behind.
Say it with me, Mes Anges: W. T. F????
Just in case you doubt the terror that is this place- THIS PLACE THAT IS LIKE 15 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE- here's a video of me, Ashley, and Chantel creeping around this creepy house like a bunch of creepers. Creepily.
Happy weekend, and sweet nightmares! XOXO!