Wednesday, December 16, 2009

In Which I Tell A Small Small Son Story

Ah, two "In Which I" posts in a row! Little Trivia Fact: HEX HALL once had chapters that were titled like that. You know, "In Which Our Heroine Befriends a Vampire, Cries Like a Dork, And Makes Lifelong Enemies." Then I realized that while this was TERRIBLY AMUSING (to me), it in no way matched the tone of the book. So I cut them, but GUESS WHAT? Totally bringing them back on the blog.

Anyway.

I hardly ever tell random stories about Small Son anymore, but tonight, I couldn't resist. And so, a Small Small Son Tale.

Earlier this evening, I was helping Small Son out in the bathroom (don't ask), and in leaning down to pick him up, I inadvertently poked his eye (with my knuckle, so it wasn't that bad, I promise.) He winced and whined a little, but I gave him kisses and told him I was sorry, and he seemed to accept that.

Until ten minutes later when he informed me that he wanted to tell me a story.

Here it is: "Once upon a time, I went into a cave because I needed to potty. Then a mean monkey witch came into the cave. And then she poked me in the eye."

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe Small Son has just mastered the art of allegory. *Sniff* I'm so proud!

10 comments:

OfficiallyMRS said...

aww! that's so cute!

NotNessie said...

Ah, children. My favorite is when, after they tell you the story-with-moral,they reinforce it for you. "Do you know why that bad thing happened to the parents in the story, Mommy?"

Lori(Pure Imagination) said...

Aww So funny!

Frankie Diane Mallis said...

OMG I just laughed so hard!

Tiffany said...

Master Will,

I love you SO much!

Love,
Aunt Tiffie

Shelli said...

no pain go gain....no pain no story.

GreenBeanTeenQueen said...

This is too funny! Thank you for a good laugh this morning!:)

Dallas said...

I laughed so hard at this post that I choked on my own spit. That's good stuff!

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